Sandwich, Ice Cream

I have never felt these things earned the title of sandwich.  Certainly delicious, but not sandwich. They fail several key aspects:

  1. Portability – Ice cream sandwiches hate lunch sacks.
  2. Modular construction – I swear these things are extruded, not stacked.
  3. Exoskeleton – The outer shell, be it bread or whatever, must hold a sandwich together. The frozen ice cream maintains shape on its own, while the pudding-skin outer layer merely sullies your poor cold hands.

By the way, this is what engineers do all day.

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